Squishables

It's me, the culmination of all your inner demons - who knew I was so adorable?! I'm who you go to when you have a thought plaguing you that might ...

The man. The moth. The LEGEND! Salutations to Mothman, he of the West Virginia statue, instigator of festivals, museums, and that weird dream I had...

Everyone knows that the best things come in threes. Musketeers! Billy Goats Gruff! Wise men! Little Pigs! The list goes on! Why, I can't even imagi...

Are you hungry, little Forest Demon? How about this nice banana muffin? Oh jeez, no, stop trying to eat your own foot! We can fight our culinary cr...

We originally intended for this to be a Halloween Squishable, but, well, here we are. This Squishable comes with a glow in the dark lantern! And we...

Our distinguishing physical characteristics are so random and quirky! You have red hair, that lady there has green eyes, I have a freckle on my wri...

You're cordially invited to the wedding celebration of the Mini Plague Doctor! They will be marrying...someone! Is it the Plague Nurse? Is it anoth...

Yes, the Mini Squishable Baphomet may be an extra-dimensional creature of mystical occult tradition, but they're actually pretty chill. This aftern...

Even the goodest of good boys and girls can be bad sometimes!! When that happens, you get a Hellhound! Even though their fur is made of the finest ...

Hear that? It's the call of that noble creature the "Pumpkin Spice Latte person." This highly seasonal animal can only be observed during their gre...

If you grew up in the Vine era of the internet like me, the phrase "it's freakin' bats" is ingrained into the deep recesses of your brain. If not, ...

We all need a partner. Sherlock has his Watson, Robin Hood has his Little John. The Plague Doctor has the Plague Nurse. If you were about to do med...

Some flora have names that just don't do them justice. Lungwort is a lovely spring-blooming perennial. Bloody cranesbill is a particularly nice ger...

If you've ever come across a town filled with pumpkin-headed farmers having a party in a barn, don't be alarmed! They're just having their harvest ...

Welcome to the Squishable Pumpkin Patch! Pick your own Mini Squishable Pumpkin for all of your autumn pumpkin needs. What kind of pumpkin needs, yo...

Undercover Kitty! How'd you get inside this pumpkin? Something about an overenthusiastic squirrel and a shoehorn? That sounds kinda messy. Well, yo...

All hail Mini King Raven! Our majesty rules the dark skies with might and grace! Truly we are honored to witness the flex of their feathers, the fl...

If you thought Black widows are just a snazzy character in a superhero franchise, you need to get out more! Except outside is where you'll find act...

Whether or not you believe in ghosts, the Mini Squishable Spooky Ghost believes in YOU! He wants you to succeed in bobbing for apples! He feels con...

When you imagine a demon in its natural habitat, you're probably thinking of a fiery volcano or subterranean cavern. Unless you're imagining THIS d...

Undead? Yes! Unuseful? No! This adorable nightmare can take you anywhere you want to go, from the depths of Tartarus to the movie theater down the ...

I feel like someone is watching me! Is it the shadow of paranoia hiding in my subconscious? No, it's a Shadow Dragon...hiding in my shadow! Come on...

This horror movie might be about ghost-demon-witch-cultist-mummies-zombie kittens, but we all know the real star of spooky season. Without a reaper...

Leaders are red! I know this after reading a LOT of comic books, and the leader of most superhero groups is usually red. Well, except that one guy,...

Hey Mini Lich! You crazy undead necromancer you, how the heck are ya doing? I haven't seen you in centuries! You look great! No really, for an anci...

How do you keep your thoughts organized, Mini Squishable Hydra? With that many heads it must be difficult to keep them straight! You'd need some se...

Oh venerable symbol of rebirth, immortality, eternity, protection, self-reliance and unity, the Ouroboros' mystery echoes through the eons. The won...